old people ARE cool

they are exactly what they look like. portable speakers embedded in old person carry trolleys. if you can look me in the eye and tell me that that isn't the best thing you've seen all day, then i really want to know what you've been up to. possibly hanging out at old person clubs. i guess that could suck the novelty out a little bit. the charmingly germanic product site can be found here, featuring such blistering advertising copy as "MSKYO IS A REMINISENCE TO THE GOOD OLD GHETTO BLASTER", and "ORDER YOUR OWN
MSKYO WITH US AND EXPERIENCE THE SOUND WALKS" [capitals in original text]. start altering your christmas lists people, you know the way to my heart.


[initial discovery courtesy of swissmiss]

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i go in for another bout of chemo tomorrow. in preparation, i took some steroids today, the side effects of which can include weight gain resulting from a need to eat massive amounts. sooooo beefcake. although in combination with the amount of food my mother has been pre-emptively feeding me since my return, i am beginning to wonder about the maintenance of my otherwise svelte physique over the christmas period.

also, my forearms have now been shaved to ease the process of puncturing them with big needles. i feel so sleek and aerodynamic. of course, the image is somewhat sullied by the remaining tufts of hair on my fists, but there ain't nobody going near my MAN HANDS... *cough*